HOLY MASSIVE DOWNLOAD ANNOUNCEMENT BATMAN!

More than 30 bands were promised for the latest Download Festival line-up announcement, and more than 30 have been delivered. A titanic 37, in fact. And so now, courtesy of Metal Hammer for alphabetising them, here are all 37 in their respective glories.

Airbourne
Amon Amarth
Asking Alexandria
Black Dogs
Buffalo Summer
Cancer Bats
Converge
Down
Earthtone 9
Enter Shikari
Five Finger Death Punch
Goldsboro
Hacktivist
Hardcore Superstar
Heaven’s Basement
HellYeah
The Hives
Huntress
I AM I
In This Moment
Jimmy Eat World
Korn
Last Witness
Limp Bizkit
Motionless In White
Parkway Drive
The Sword
Three Doors Down
UFO
Vision of Disorder
Walking Papers
Young Guns



Don't try and tell me there isn't a single band in that list that makes you happy enough for a little bit of wee to come out. I DARES YE. And there's no BVB, so yay. 
Here's the official poster, to remind you of the rest of the freaking awesome line-up.

SERIOUSLY, LIMP BIZKIT?

Stampede of the Disco Elephants. This, friends, is the name of Limp Bizkit's new album. 

I just...I have never thought that LB were that good a band - sure, they have their good moments, but they're primarily the singles and I think Fred Durst is a tool. He suffers from the same condition as Tim Westwood - WGTIBGB (White Guy Trapped In Black Guy's Body) syndrome - and I just think that it's a really, really dim name for an album, that I don't even find amusing. GROW UP. 


Wes Borland's cool though, I like the body paint thing, although I'm sure he's crazy.